Brown at the Oscars
It's Oscar season, and Blog is full blown determined to make Brown a part of the buzz. We are providing you ways to incorporate the most acclaimed movies of the past year into both your everyday life, and even your most private endeavors. (You don't want to miss this week's Sextion, believe me).You may not have realized it, but Brown and the Oscars really go hand in hand this year, and here is why.Cold Call Me By Your Name
When a Brown professor uses this tactic in the hopes of calling out a random name from their class list, receiving the correct answer, and perhaps in turn meeting a handsome doctoral student who awakens desires they didn't even know they had.Three Billboards Outside of Providence Place Mall
When the Providence Place Mall is used for criminal justice purposes, and not just the advertisement of sneakers. We haven't gotten there yet, but this is for when that situation arises.The Shape of Water Fire
When Brown Students attend Water Fire dressed as lizard people and make out in front of the rest of the audience causing both discomfort and adoration.Done-kirk
When you've studied for an exam in silence for way too long and you still don't really understand, and it seems as though you are trapped in the SciLi with the exam date encroaching on you... You are SO done-kirk.I Got-ya
When one Brown student shares their notes with you to actually increase the chances of your success because they've got-ya, and we don't cultivate or support a violent or ultra-competitive environment here at Brown. Jeez.Lady Bear
When a Brown student complains about dining hall food and their "inability to fully express themselves" through the "oppressive" options at the Ratty, only to switch to the off campus meal plan and realize that they only know how to cook Mac and Cheese and eggs.Starkest Hour
When you rent one of the rooms in the basement of the SciLi with the glass facing out to the rest of the library, and it's the middle of finals, and it's the last hour of your reservation, and zombie like students are beginning to gather outside of your room and they can clearly see inside, and there is a stark contrast between you in your safe cozy room and the people wandering around the library looking for somewhere to sit.The (Brown Bears Admirers) Post 
When Brown Bears Admirers posts about a student's love and admiration for another student, and then that student takes full responsibility for the post by admitting it was them in the comments section, even though there are serious repercussions. The student does this because truth is the most important thing and takes precedent over everything else no matter the consequence, and in the end, the students end up dating and they become one of the most respected couples on campus because everyone admires their commitment to the truth and forthcomingness.Fanta Thread 
When it's Spring Weekend, you take shrooms, and wash them down with some Fanta, because thats all that the soda machine at Andrews was dispensing that day, and during the concert you hallucinate that your mom is there with you.Get Out
When your new significant other brings you to a party and then you realize that everyone there is really good friends and they all talk about that one extra curricular that they all do together that you don't do, so you try to leave but then someone offers you a mixed drink and you end up staying way too long.Images via, via, via, via, via, via, via, via, via, and via