Best Picture Nominees As Sex Positions Brown Students Love
** The following has been compiled by various blog writers and alumni. NSFW. **I, TonyaGiving a blowjob outside on the Main Green; it's cold and your knees hurt afterward. The Shape of Water
Having sex on the 5th floor of the Sci Li while making unbroken eye contact with the axolotl in the fish tank.Call Me By Your NameMaking sweet love to a V Dubb peach.Ladybird
Sex where you make someone call you a fake name until the end and then you go back to your real name because you're more mature than you were at the beginning and you're starting to really come into your own about who you are as a person.
Phantom ThreadThe longest, quietest missionary sex possible in the Absolute Quiet Room of the Rock.Bonus: it's your last time having sex ever, so you have to pretend it's good.Get Out Getting busy in Ratty cereal line and dousing yourself in Fruit Loops and milk, but separately.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3HwLyRIz5wThree Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri Don't have sex but instead enter an earnest and introspective discussion with your partner about the societal implications of institutional racism.DunkirkSex that's way too long and nothing really happens.Bonus: No dialogue allowed until the heroic Uber driver shows up and you finally leave and then upon arriving back at your dorm you screech "HOME!" triumphantly.The PostCunnilingus in celebration of female empowerment.Darkest HourHaving sex with your East Side sugar daddy who vaguely resembles Winston Churchill.Images via, via