Pick-up lines: Brown edition

@BrownHumor

Nov 14

1. You sure look like you could Rock-a-feller's world!This library-themed pickup line is guaranteed to help you Sci-Lide into people's DMs. 3575580663_16b9e554b1_b 2. Every time I see you go, it leaves me in a Blue State. :(What better way to say your goodbyes after a coffee date? Polly took me to Blue Bottle Coffee, a hispster coffee kiosk in San Francisco. She explained that they had a properly vegan mocha. It was bitter, with little sugar in it by default and a wholesome flavour like brown rice syrup. Hipster meets hippie. 3. I'd step on the Pembroke Seal for you.They don't have to know that you don't mean it. 15.-Pembroke-Seal-700x525 4. You make my heart beat as fast as it does before Health and Safety inspections.Bonus points if you add that you stole furniture from the lounge. Screen Shot 2017-11-12 at 8.06.47 PM 5. I love you more than the Blue Room muffins.This one is pretty high-risk because it's simply not believable. 4237783296_6a17821e4c_b 6. I make PLME memes.Simply irresistible. Watch everyone fall for you in a heartbeat. PLME 1 7. Did you come from the RISD museum? Because you're a work of art.This one works best on RISD students, because they're the only ones who actually go to the museum. Screen Shot 2017-11-12 at 8.09.32 PM Images via, via, via, via, via, via the Brown Dank Stash of Memes, and via.