By the numbers

Liam's Brown career, by the numbers:

 years spent at Brown: 3.5 years spent abroad: .5 years spent on Blog: 4 GPA: we don't have that here university events crashed for the free food: more than you number of Blog posts written: 55 times exiled by romantically-occupied roommates: N/A, I bust in regardless roommates who would recommend rooming with me: 0 dorms lived in: 3  hastily-converted kitchens lived in: 1 (thanks, Reslife) Heavy Pettings attended: not enough meals at the Sharpe Refectory: enough to give me dysentery failed attempts to ask out RISD students: too many to count campus buildings climbed: 5 (6 if you count President Paxson’s Porsche as a "campus building") most FB likes on a post: 148 most FB likes on a collaborative post: 201 visits to Harvard that prompt envy of their social scene: -5 Department of MCM events attended: are numbers not merely a numerical extension of the arbitrary nature of the linguistic sign? special-edition McDonald's superhero meals blogged about: 3 amount spent on textbooks: the GDP of Montenegro trips to Newport: 4 athletic events attended: 7-8, I love the Brown Badgers!!! visits to the Grad Center Bar: unable to remember Campus Dances attended: 1 

And most importantly...

 memories made:  250+ (call 1-917-855-5983 to donate now to the Annual Fund!) Liam Trotzuk has been a staff writer for Blog for 4 years.