Sex positions Brown students love
Hi Brunonia,Two of my fellow bloggers recently brought Buzzfeed's "13 Sex Positions All New Yorkers Love" to my attention. The inevitable question therefore arose: what are the 13 sex positions all Brown students love?Position ideas crowdsourced from the Blognonian staff—thanks for being hilarious people, y'all:1. The VDub Waffle:
You're given exactly 2 minutes and 50 seconds before you have to flip over. Hurry!!!2. The Banner Cart:
Just keep adding in body parts until they completely overlap and you've "filled your cart," if ya know what I'm sayin'.3. The Andrews Sink:
In honor of the most bragged about housing amenity on campus, do it against an Andrews sink.4. The Walk from Perkins to Pembroke:
5. The Blue Room:
The position in which both partners eagerly await 4 p.m. to finish (or else sacrifice their Flex Points).6. The Section:
This position includes both partners making obnoxious attempts to one up each other's knowledge of sexual acts, but it soon becomes glaringly obvious that neither of them actually "did the reading."7. The ResLife Infraction:
Passionate lovemaking surrounded by candles, lit incense, and oversized tapestries.8. The Henry Moore:
A threesome in which participants try to conform their bodies into the shape of that pretty & weird abstract reclining chair? statue on the Main Green.9. The Summer Assignment:
Just do it in a kitchen or lounge because there's really nowhere else to put you.10. The Leung Gallery:
Sex in complete silence (except apparently at certain times on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays now?) and, if your partner makes a noise, just give them the stare down.11. The Open Curriculum
