Treat yo self this Valentine's Day

Hey everyone!Valentine's Day is coming up on Sunday and guess what you should do, regardless of your relationship status?anigif_enhanced-23522-1413260756-5And what's one of the best ways to treat yourself? New toys.Sex toys are great because they can be used alone or with a partner—and yes that includes vibrators!I took a trip down to Wickenden today in order to visit everybody's favorite neighborhood sex shop, Mister Sister Erotica. I asked all of the awkward questions you could ever think of asking so that you don't have to! Here are the manager's picks for sex toys within a college student's budget:Best Couple Gift:24d7de6c-d9c6-4f1f-ba4c-7b60baf18636Price: $29.99This special "Valentine Box O' Tricks" includes a vibrating ring, mini vibrators that fit to either the tip of your tongue for oral or to the tip of your finger for fingering, lube, and more! If I weren't ferociously single, I'd be so about this.Best Clitoral Vibrator:7c2a061d-8ad0-454a-9c4b-86afe00a58a3Price: $29.99This teeny tiny little vibrator, "Boo," has 10 speeds, is quiet, and is extremely discreet/travel-friendly! "A great, non-intimidating vibrator for people who are just starting to experiment with sex toys." - Robert McAuslan, manager of Mister Sister.Best Penetrative Vibrator:b4093c86-a112-432a-89f5-02c78860450dPrice: $38.99This quiet, waterproof vibrator, "the Lucid Dream 14," is specifically designed to stimulate the G-spot.The Best of Both Worlds Vibrator:7d9a75eb-abd9-4e7e-8708-b3ba529f253cPrice: $43.99This kind of vibrator, which provides both vaginal and clitoral stimulation, caused quite a stir when it was featured on Sex and the City back in 1998. You can even set its two aspects (both the larger penetrative vibrator and the little clitoral "rabbit" as it is known) to different vibration speeds if you want!!Most Accessible Vibrator:c067322b-071a-429a-b2b4-dfa9fae3f821Price: $26.99This vibrator moves and twists into so many different kind of shapes that it is great for people with limited mobility or reaching ability.Stealthiest Vibrator:5a7d49f2-38e0-459e-9405-b7da0b2dba9b998fea7f-6e9d-46d6-bb43-1f39da8702e7Price: $89.99Quite a bit more pricey because it is rechargeable and doesn't require batteries, Lelo's "Mia 2" uses a USB drive to power up. Do you know what this means?? You could charge your VIBRATOR with your COMPUTER in the SCILI and NOBODY would be the wiser because it looks like a damn FLASH DRIVE. AMAZING.Best LGBTQ:74dbc761-e5a0-4368-af3e-8b7b8c4f6c02Price: $49.99"Made by women for women who have sex with women," this non-phallic sex toy is a g-spot "finger extender" that fits right over your own fingers in order to facilitate better fingering. Definitely sounds weird, almost certainly feels fantastic.I can't even go into the number of amazing sex toys marketed specifically toward gay men (there's so many that there is a a whole other room in the back of the store just for all of them), so you'll have to go into Mister Sister to find out about them!Best Bondage:c2197b9c-ac56-45f1-938b-fcfb65a50ed4Hey, all of you couples out there, I want you experimenting with bondage this Valentine's Day (which is definitely what the creators of the holiday were going for). With high-quality, non-chafing handcuffs starting at only 20 bucks and a beginner's bondage kit starting at $26.99, you have no excuse not to enact those fantasies!Mister Sister's hours up until V-day are:Thursday 11 a.m. to 9 p.m.Friday & Saturday 11 a.m. to 10 p.m.Sunday (the big day, yo) 12 noon to 8 p.m.I in no way regret my Vibrator Day Valentine's Day treat ma self purchase and I know you won't either!With love and wishing you a Happy Valentine's Day,DemiImages via and Demisexual Lovato.

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