Spooky Sex: The scariest places to get it on this Halloweekend
It's Halloweekend day 1. You're dressed as a cult classic (Mia from Pulp Fiction? Cher from Clueless? Napoleon Dynamite?). They're wearing their finest obscure reference to something in pop culture; the night, obviously, is getting heated. You bumped into each other at party #4, after a disappointing dance floor make out with Waldo at party #3 (whom you can't seem to find now), and you know that this is the person who you're taking home tonight. Maybe it's the Monster Mash playing in the background, or the extra beverage you downed during the dramatic ending of your favorite Halloween classic, Twitches, but you know tonight isn't calling for missionary with the lights off in your Keeney double while your roommate naps in the common room. Tonight, we get spooky. If you're looking to spice it up and add a little halloween fear to your sex life, try doin' the deed in one of these spooky places. (Watch out, C-Pax could be right around the corner!)
- Inside Blueno's Booty
Blueno's booty has a secret side door to it. Look on the upper right thigh and you'll see it right away. Yes, it's bolted shut, but nothing a little screw driver action can't fix;)* Inside, it's damp, dark, and filled with spiders. It doesn't get spookier than that.
2. Under the florescent lights of Andrews
Nothing screams scary like sex with the lights on, exposing just about everything to a stranger you met ten minutes ago. If you really want to get spooky, do it under the long florescent lights of Andrews. Bonus points if you get pizza after.
3. The pool at the nelson
If you're really looking for something spooky, what's spookier than a pool? Cold and slimy? Check. Filled with mysterious chemicals? Check. Visible through a creepy window in the stairwell, where mystery passerby can witness your voyeuristic endeavors? Check.
4. On the organ in Sayles
If you can have sex on the organ in Sayles, you've reached peak spooky. The cold metal tubes are just asking for you to have spooky sex on (or with) them. Plus, as bonus points, you get to be watched by all the creepy men in the room. Like this perv:
Happy sexing, spookies!
*Blog does not endorse breaking and entering into Blueno