Dorm Room Decor Guide
It’s that time of the year again, the time of year where you go from scouring the depths of the poster sale to the back corners of Urban Outfitters to cover the bare walls of your forced triple. Choose wisely, friends, because the decorations you put up now may define the person you really are. Here are a few suggestions if you’re trying to put out a certain ~vibe~ this semester.
- The sad boy vibes
Sad boy vibes are a classic Brown vibe. Slap up a Joy Division poster next to your The Smiths album cover hanging on your wall. Strum your guitar sadly to a song you’ve written about your ex and puff your hand rolled cig as you ponder all things philosophical.
- The nelson hoe
Is ball life? Do you frequently “just do it”? Have you chosen to live in new pembroke for easy access to your favorite spot on campus? Decorate your room to remind you of your favorite place on campus. Consider asking mom and dad to invest in a Peloton so you can bring the nelson to you, God forbid there ever be a snow day. Scatter some sneakers and deodorant sticks across the floor of your room to get the true athlete scent. 
- The poet
Are you a struggling writer, waiting for your moment to break free? Don’t ever miss an opportunity to write the perfect line again. Simply cover the walls of your room with paper so you can jot down your most brilliant poetic thoughts at any hour of the day. 
- The basic b*tch
I don’t know if I even have to describe this one because most of you probably fall into this category. Whip out your tapestries, folks, and maybe place a plant or two around the room for good measures. Stop by Urban on Thayer to pick up some more ~indie~ accessories, like a cute mug or some twinkle lights. 
- The ~already preparing for rush~ bro
Do you wanna be a dPhi guy? Is Beta Rho your hoe? If you’re counting down the days until you can shoot your shot at joining one of these wonderful establishments, you should already be preparing. Fill your fridge with natural light, hang up a “Saturdays are for the boys” poster (it’s obviously ironic, though), and leave your bed unmade. Perfect. 
- The psychopath
If you’re trying to put out some cute psychopath vibes, try leaving all of your walls bare. Don’t put up any posters or twinkle lights. Don’t even put sheets on your bed. Consider removing the bed frame all together and putting the mattress on the floor to enhance the experience. 