BREAKING: Kelly Carey-Ewend to retire from journalism

A representative from Brown University has just confirmed that Kelly Carey-Ewend, writer and editor for The Blognonian, will officially be ending his four-year career in news media upon graduating on May 26th, 2019. Carey-Ewend has served on The Blognonian since his first semester at the University, writing about a lot of different things that can be easily googled. He is reportedly resigning from the field of journalism in order to pursue some weird career where he will listen to people's hearts with a tube? Wack.