Sexile Revenge: The Sexless Way
Are you sick and tired of your roommate sexiling you? Are they making you leave your room at all hours of the day, from 8:00 pm on a Tuesday night to 10:40 am on a Sunday morning? You may have wondered the best way to get them to stop. You could just talk to them, and tell them straight up to stop. But that requires confrontation. Many of us prefer the passive aggressive approach. One way is to give them a taste of their own medicine, and sexile them back! However, that can be a bit of a problem if you don’t have anyone to sexile them with. Not to fear, Blog has you covered with the best ways to forcefully occupy your room without any love-making.
- Sleep in
The most simple way to make your roommate leave is to sleep in on the weekends extra late. Your roommate, being the semi-polite person they are, will feel obligated to leave the room as to not wake you. And, you get the added benefit of being extra rested.
- Sleep early
Another easy way to occupy the room is to go to sleep early. Go to bed early, turn off the lights, and your roommate will be exiled to the lounge. Sleep well knowing that you have the room to yourself, while your roommate is in the lounge finishing that math problem set they have due the next day.
- Yoga
Nothing will make your roommate more uncomfortable than you spontaneously unfurling your yoga mat in the center of the room and practicing some yoga moves. Your roommate will quickly pack up his or her stuff and get out of there. As soon as they’re gone, you can stop yoga-ing.
- Make a loud phone call
Call a high school friend up. Catch up. Talk some gossip. And most importantly, talk really loudly. Your roommate will feel really uncomfortable and leave the room to let you chat in private. Alternatively, just hold the phone up to your ear and make up a fake conversation with no one. Bonus points if you start talking about how your mom just died!
- Just lie about it!
Even if you have no one to sexile your roommate with, your roommate doesn’t have to know that! The next time your roommate sexiles you, text them the next day and say you’ve got someone coming over and need the room for an hour. Then, go to the room and relax, knowing that you have the room to yourself and your roommate doesn’t.