Top Things to do while Being Sexiled

My roommate’s a quality dude. He keeps his stuff on his side of the room. He doesn’t play music loudly. He turns his lights off when I want to go to sleep. Most importantly, he never sexiles me. But next year will bring a new roommate, and new potential for sexiling. In preparation for this potential outcome, I asked my friends--who are constantly dealing with this--what the best reaction to the dreaded situation is.SleepFind a spare blanket and nap in the lounge. Those couches with questionable stains will become your best friend. Call your parentsBeing sexiled gives you a great opportunity to call your beloved parents. They miss you. Why not call to check in?sexile Call their parentsI’m sure your roommate’s parents haven't heard from them in a while either.  Be a good friend and check in to let them know how your roommate's doing and why they couldn't call themselves. Do some homeworkStart that essay you’ve been putting off. If you weren’t able to get your laptop before the romance started, you’re out of luck. Make new friendsWalk around and talk to people.  Introduce yourself to that one person you always see in the hall but don’t actually know. VentComplain, complain, complain. Vent to anyone who is willing to listen. Punch a wall. Just do anything to blow off some steam.tenor  Images via, via, via, and via

Neil Sehgal

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