Finals Foraging - what to eat this week (WTETW)

You’re stuck in the library and out of Bear Bucks, but you need to eat. Here’s what to eat this week.

• Gather leaves and toast them under the BioMed heaters
• Eat the cigarette butts from outside the Rock
• Pick through the Rock carrel trash cans and scoop out bread crusts and tea bags that others have left behind
• Lick the cleaning fluid off of the Faunce floors
• Chalk from Salomon classroom white boards
• There’s not enough time to read the textbook for your class so just eat it
• Pick as much ripe produce as you can from the UEL before it’s gone
• Trap and eat one of the Pembroke rabbits

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