VP Debate Drinking Game
If you ask people what they expect from Tuesday’s upcoming Vice Presidential debate, they’ll most likely tell you that it will be “boring.” It seems that there is a general lack of enthusiasm about watching the excitable and shrill Democrat, Tim Kaine, face off against the basket of deplorable views that is Republican Mike Pence. So, how do you get your friends to come watch it with you? Stock up on your favorite refreshments and follow these rules.Take a drink if:
- You have heard of moderator Elaine Quijano before.
- Pence mentions that his son is in the Marines (take another if Kaine responds that his is, too).
- Kaine says something in Spanish.
- Pence invokes God in his opening statement.
- Kaine struggles to explain his prior pro-TPP stance.
- “When I was governor of…”
- “In my home state of…”
- Kaine mentions how Trump promised his VP control of “international and domestic policy.”
- Someone at your watch party says that Biden would have destroyed him.
- “I’m not a scientist.”
- Moderator asks “Why would you be prepared to take the office of president?”
- Pence denies climate change.
- Pence mentions Clinton’s health.
- Quijano admonishes the audience for clapping.
- Candidate mentions his wife.
- “Benghazi…”
Finish your drink if:
- Kaine is wearing his lucky tie:
- Pence uses the phrase “Christian, Republican, and conservative in that order.”
- Pence compares Trump to Reagan.
- Somebody at your watch party had never heard of one of the candidates.